The Coptic Ryder Cup was STOLEN on Wednesday June 13, 2007 from the home of Dan Awad who was the holder of the cup during the month of June. These two Darwin awards finalist were invited to Dan's home for a meal. While Dan was outside grilling, the suspects decided to STEAL the cup. The CRIMINALS decided to BRAG about stealing the cup to other members of the loosing team. Team Captain Mark Michail was informed of the rumors on Friday night while in Toronto by one of the members of the losing team. To make matters worse, it appears that Dan Awad was not aware of the theft until he was informed of the rumors by Mark Michail on Monday morning. . . .
If the Cup is not returned to Dan Awad or Mark Michail by June 20, 2007 at 7:00pm . . . . . methods will be utilized to insure the safe return of the Cup. I got pics and they will be posted. . . . what do you call a guy with a white outfit, white figure skates, a red Beret, and posing like a little tee pot? let me see . . . . . MINA GRACE !! that's what you call it. YOU GOT TWO DAYS!! If you defile the cup like you have threatened too (piss on the cup) . . . . . . the pics will be released. . . The outcome is up to you. . . .
18 comments:
keep up the threats "gido" and you'll never see your beloved cup again...
you'd think if the cup was so important to you guys, you would take better care of it...
shame on you older team for not preserving a great piece of history
i heard fuji is gonna tea-bag the cup....are you sure you even want it back?
this is the greatest theft since Zak and Slater stole the Valley bulldog
You guys got F'd in the A
you should be nice mark...like i told you..i'll carve is-mak into the cup along side some other nasty words...i told you...i'll make it permanent! keep the threats up....you're def in no position of power my friend!
at this point i'd invite the younger team with suggestions of what we should etch into the cup...
This is the funniest crap I've ever heard...haha
The cup's value has just increased astronomically
You better retrun it or the CHIARA will it you in your sleep.
Losing causing desperation. Shame on you young losers. Losers.
All I can say is that is very sad. . . stealing a cup that you could not win. . . . Mina. . . . . We could care less about seeing the cup again knowing that if we post the picture of you people from all over the world will be pointing and laughing at you. . . We will make you an internet legend. . . We'll just go get another one for $60.
playin on our conscience's and our empathy wont work gentlemen...
dan...much love...
mark...you're a towel!
Isn't this how the Real Ryder Cup Started??? Someone took the trophy and when asked for it's return....the answer was "NO, you must win it back!!!
dan...sorry....but just to clarify....i believe you were in the bathroom when the cup was taken...
hahaha
A golf trip up north-231 bucks
Coptic Ryder Cup Trophy-60 bucks
Reading the anguish and bitterness of the older team
PRICELESS!
A part of me does feel bad that Dan was the person who gotten taken advantage of in this situation.
I would have much rather it been fatty
mark woulda called the 5-o! dan wasn't a coincidence!
hahaha...nothin but love for ya dan!
i think we should play for it...
that's cute...a guilt trip...nicely done...
...suck it
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