IT BEGINS

After months of trash talking, and other discussions. . .the THIRD ANNUAL COPTIC RYDER CUP STARTS. . . .

As Captain of the older team, I would like to remind my team members to always remember to practice good sportsmanship. Some suggestions include not laughing out loud after beating a younger team 8 and 7, not laughing at juju after he puts his drive into the woods for the 8th time, and not smiling after you win a hole by 3 strokes. I know it may he hard to do these things. . . but please try. . .

With that said. . . . Andy, Juju, Beesh, Al, Fuji, Mina, John, Eddie, Amgad, and Eddie's cousin. . . . SORRY . . . but this is going to be worse than the paintball beating of 2000. You guys have NO CHANCE . . . . .