First and foremost..."The Cup" is ours. How long it is ours depends on you. A short list of demands has been prepared, mind you, this isn't a final list. I'm sure there will be more to come...
1. Mark has to lose 30 lbs and be a size 36 waist.
2. The team must karaoke to the team song, Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up".
3. Dan and Jarvis have to decree on video that they will stop touching each other inappropriately.
4. Karim must stick a whole "CHIARA" in his mouth and swallow it.
A preliminary negotiation with Mark Michail earlier today proved to be unfruitful as the following demands were met with, "You can shove them up my ass!" Why Mark insists on having things shoved up his ass is beyond me. He further threatened me by saying he would post alleged pictures of Mina Grace wearing a certain outfit. And swore that, "Mina Grace will never find a female date in all of North America, although Brian Boitano said he's interested." He then threatened me with promises of posting "dirty jokes" that my father (MY FATHER!) had allegedly said. While we all know my father has a more liberal sense of humor than most other Egyptian fathers, there is no need to bring the elderly into this.
In reality, all I see are empty threats. Empty threats that Mark cannot go through with because he doesn't have the means to do so. I see a desperate man willing to say whatever he can in order to get "HIS" precious cup back. So until our demands are met we will be keeping the cup. Just so we don't rob the older team of seeing their precious cup, we will post daily pictures of the younger team enjoying their time with the cup...
Enjoy bitches.
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Having the Cup and posting pictures of them > than Mina feeling the embarrassment of a few pictures
just for the record...fatty has decided to play dirty and "tattle" on me...
mark has just informed me that he sent pics of me to my father!
you'll reap the fruits of your labor mark...i promise!
may i also remind everyone...these alleged pics have already been used and the damage has been done.
quit trying to beat a dead horse mark!
its in your best interest to be nice! TRUST ME...
Joe/Mina - When can I schedule a time to take a picture with the cup?
When is the Cup making a visit to the Toronto Area?? There are 4 team members in this area that would love to have some pics taken with it lol!!!
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