Sunday, June 24, 2007
BREAKING NEWS: THE CUP IS RESCUED
In a covert rescue mission planned and executed by Dan Awad, the Coptic Ryder Cup was back in the possession of the its rightful owners on late Saturday night. The day of redemption for the Dan began on saturday morning when he along with Mark Michail destroyed the duo responsible for the theft of the Cup Mina Grace and Joe Messeiha. After nine holes, Dan and Mark were up SEVEN. The match ended on the 13th when Mark sank a breaking 15 foot birdie putt to win 7 and 5. As they were leaving the golf course, criminal #1 Joe Messeiha taunted Mark Michail by raising the Cup through his sunroof. Later in the evening, while enjoying dinner at Camp Ticondaroga, Dan rescued the Cup. Dan will provide details of the rescue mission along with pictures.
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how scared are you guys that the Cup is going to get stolen back?
you know its going to happen
dont worry gentlemen...we will get that cup back...one way or another!
GUARANSHEED IT!
Please protect me from Mina . . . he kept on asking to see my "package" and was touching me all the time. The boy is GAY. . .
1) the cup is a hoe...i have pics to prove it!
2) boy?
Mina stop horsing around and stop looking at other men's packages, put on your red tights and come dance with me…...
right about now, somewhere, mark caressing the trophy, whispering to it - "my precious"
right about now. . Mina in ferndale . . caressing himself and asking various guys "can I see your package?"
awful
What is TRULY awful was while I was taking a piss on saturday while golfing Mina asks me to turn around so he can "see my package". . . THAT IS AWFUL. . .
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070625/sc_nm/egypt_mummy_dc_1
we should have a contest between mark and mina similar to what billy madison had with that guy...several categories, etc...and we should tape it so I can put it on youtube....
Great Idea Andy!!! I second Andy's idea!!!
is that the part where for every question he gets right someone takes of an article of clothing...haha
i just threw up
Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: Okay, a simple "wrong" would've done just fine.
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