Young Team:
Mike Bishay
Joseph Elias
Andrew Isaac
Alfred Ishak
John Iskander
Mina Grace
Eddie Canada(forgot his last name)
Old Team:
Mark Michail
Dan Awad
Joe Jarvis
Charlie Schnuda
Jeff Scaife
Karim Ersan
Joe Attia
Jerry Attia
Players in Limbo:
Im not sure who else is in....I created the list hastily with people I thought would be in....I know there are a couple of canadian guys out there and maybe Andrew Bishay
Restricted Free Agent:
Joe Messeiha
As I stated on Saturday to Jarvis and Dan, I challenge any of the older team to an 18 hole match for the rights to get Fuji. Dan has accepted the challenge. Course yet to be determined. The match will take place sometime in May when I get feeling in my right hand again...haha
LVP Award(Least Valuable Player)
This award is in memory of Nader Hafzalla and will be given to the player who scores the least amount of points for his team. In Nader's two year reign on the Young Coptic Ryder Cup squad, he was unable to gain a single point but looked good doing it. Therefore, the winner will receive the Plaid Jacket which will be passed on for years to come.
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Remember the famous saying of a wise man called Billy Ersan:
The CHAIARA (aka cucumber) one day it is in your salad and another day it is in you .......
Listen Andy. Fuji is on our team. There will be no playing for him. Any trading needs to be iniated by our Team. I am speaking for our team. We are not trading fuji as of today. If are going to put a real deal on the table, lets hear it.
Looking at the young teams roster. It appears you may need to do some recruiting. Good Luck with that.
Roster Recap for Old Team
Our roster looks good right now.
Injuries, non to report as of today.
Recent Trades, non to report.
I would like to remind everyone that covert trading is illegal. Trading must be approved/voted on by team members.
so joe,
in essence you are saying you are afraid to play me? that bodes well for our team since you guys are ALREADY AFRAID of us....
I think that CHAIARA that Karim is talking about is stuck in you guys' vaginas
Andy and Joe. Why is there a fight over Fuji?
Andy, As for us being AFRAID. . well, take a long honest look at your team. . . Juju is too busy picking flower arrangements and china patterns to think about golf, alfred spends 12 hours a week driving between here and lansing, mike bishay will have the bar exam on his mind. . your team will not be in great shape. . . do you guys even know what a putter looks like anymore? Your team has NO CHANCE. . . Accept it an move on. . . you are facing a bunch of guys that played in December and will start playing in April. The overconfidence of your team is amusing. . HAHA. Getting Fuju will not make a difference.
Joe,
Come on Joe, if you were that good you would have agreed to my scoring method.
It's simple. . . do you want to win or do you want to play with the younger guys.
Let me quote Andy and Alfred before the Ryder Cup 2005 . . "Come on Mark. . . Do you really expect to have a chance. . .Dan can't play more than 12 holes without starting to walk like a teta, Jarvis can't hit a straight shot these days, Karim sucks, you guys have nobody"
Andy and Al, I have kept that conversation to myself for 2 years . . .it's time for the truth to come out. NO FEAR. . .
We need a team meeting.
Young guys can suck arss.
Fuji you mother "BLEEP"
I can outplay any one of the young lads on any day. There drives are weak and there short games do not exist.
in you guys' case,
"practice does not make perfect"....you can play all you want in Dec/Jan...
I need one practice round and ill be beeyatch slapping you guys' all over the course....
as far as the 2005 quotes are concerned, hek yea we said it and you know what, we backed it up with a win...you guys needed the second coming of the 40 day flood to beat us
Do I hear a crying baby?. . . no. .. . that's the young team crying about the playing conditions from last year.
"let me taste the tears of unfathomable sadness"
If you eat "quara poundar" you will win.
Happy Fat Tuesday. For all the people in MI or whoever wants to drive down we should all meet at the new HOOTERS for Wings on Wednesday. I think that is the night they have the trivia. We should go and win the wings party just like the olden days... Who's in?
Why am i a mother "bleep"?
Mark...for God sakes man, focus on the other team. You suck at trash talking! Who quotes cartman?!
Furthermore, in the two years we've had this tournament I've lost one match. My first match. Since then...undefeated. Anyone else doing any better? Didn't think so...suck it bitches.
Mr. Joseph Messieha,
It is with a heavy heart that I remind you that your victories in this tournament have been mostly against our dear late friend Nader. Nader twice in singles matches in 2005 and again paired with me against him and John G.
Just do the smart thing and join our team. . .
I don't set up the matches...it's not my fault my abilities aren't being used to their maximum!!
I'm gonna start quoting T.O. pretty soon...
"Ive declared Shenanigans"
fuji is not "joining" any team....we will settle this fair and square with 18 hole match play
Since your team is sooooo GOOOOOOD. How about me, Dan, Joe J. and Karim vs. you, Alfred, Mike B. and Juju (if you can get him away from the bridal magazines). We will give you a choice of format, location, and time. We promise we will not make you play if it is a little cold. . . we know how sensative you guys are to that kind of stuff.
Ok Ok. First of all Mark calm down.
Fuji. Im sorry I love you. In my fast reading of the other days blog, I misread Marks statement. I thought you were talking trash about our team.
Andy, aka big sucks balls at golf, If you want a match you got it punk. Fuji is already on our team. So what are you proposing as terms. And dont fn tell me fuji.
The young guys are like "santas little helper" you hit them in the face with a ball and they dont even blink. You getting it now? Beeeeoootchs.
Dan, they didn't mean it so Buck up little camper. Hey look at me "Its not your fault."
dan...
it's not your fault...
I've had enough of Mark's fatness. Ever hear the phase always a brides maid...never a bride...your living it.
As for the debate on Fuji, there is no debate, Alfred can't jackoff for at least 4 months, let alone hit a golf ball like he used to. Andy has enough chemicals in his body to be considered a "dirty bomb", and Mina Grace (not much to add there).
The Bingo ladies have been playing golf through the winter, so you should have in improved your handicap by 1 stroke. You should like a bunch of Nancy's to me.
Mark, put down the stick of butter, I can hear you getting fatter....
haha....well done juju
so what Im gathering is this....
you guys are afraid to play me for the rights to get Fuji.....
seriously, for talking so much smack, you guys are sure backing it up....
i'm not gonna lie...my ego's pretty damn inflated right now
OK joe e. . . macing v. green bay . . . you pick the format and the location . . . I will even give you some type of advantage. . . . ARE YOU AFRAID . . . PS . . Andy said you sucked donkey balls at last years Ryder cup
Karim, what kind of a picture is that? I too can set a ball inches from the cup. Set up my tri-pod and snap a photo.....j/k.
juju,
dont listen to mark, he is just trying to create a rift in our team...
fwiw, mark told me that he saw dan smoking jarvis's pole....
that's gross guys...keep it clean
Dan let's stop the charade.
Dan gives great head. He's strong yet gentle.
wow Dan, with a great acalade like that you must be...well...."speechless"....LOL
First of all, I didnt post that last statement. Second, juju needs to learn how to talk before speaking. Last, Andy, you blow just like all of the little kids on your team. And your scared of losing this year. You should be.
THATS F'N BULLSHIT WHOEVER TRIED TO IMPERSONATE ME.
sounds like somebody needs a cup of milk and a nap...fag
juju your so gay. now we know it was you trying to be me. secretly you want dan to blow you. thats gross joe. fag.
dan should kick your ass again.
now now boys, let's play nice...
this comment thread is hilarious
also, great job by whomever to impersonate jarvis
Sorry to chime in so late but I need to clear up a few things:
1)Still able to jack off
2)To Dan and the Round Mound of Cheesecake - I don't remember this alleged quote from 2005 and how could both Andy and I be credited with uttering these wise words. We stopped talking in unison in 2004.
3)Jarvis is gay
4)No matter how many snow angels you gals made at Sunnybrook in december, you're still inferior. I'm undefeated verse the geezers in tournament play.
5)Fuji belongs to us because he said there's a lot of inappropriate touching that goes on with your team and it makes him feel dirty.
6) Stop trying to break assunder our team unity. btw...Dan - jarvis mentioned your guy's dry humping sessions have lacked a certain je nai sai quois in recent months.
7)Godspeed
yeah, what he said....
and to quote Stifler....
"it's on like Donkey Kong"
just to rebuttle al's comments
1. congrats, your right hand?
2. no comment
3. The closet I've come to being gay was last night watching you wet hump andy. gross.
4.your team is weak and will be going down again this year.
5. Fuji is on our team no matter how much we man handle him.
6. see comment 3
7. god is great.
Jarvis, Its ok...I'm glad this is out in the open. You can talk to me about this stuff. Listen, I just have a lot on my mind these days. Let's meet up
Alfred and Juju,
Our threesome last night was a very special moment for me. I know things got a little wet but it was ok. I promise I will not tell Julie or Eanas. Same time same place next friday?
i think i just peed a little
hey andy, were you pitching or catching last night?
jarvis...it's amazing how you pretend to have balls when Amy's not around.
you may want to ask her to remove your balls from the jar and give then to you before the tournament...khawil...twat(great word)...
i second that..."twat" needs to make a comeback
along with "cooch" and "f.u.p.a."
boobies, hooters...
oh wait, i forgot what we were even arguing about
he said boobies
WTF you fags gone brokeback
Hey Jarvis, remember that one time at Livonia band camp?
is there something I need to know about before this "golf" trip????
you're a "golf" trip
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