Monday, February 12, 2007

What to expect from the Juniors.

Before I start I want to reassure our teams love and respect to Mike Bishay. Mike Every member of your team will get the same love so that you do not feel left out.

Well Gentlemen there has been some talk about who is going to take the trophy home this year. This is a crucial year for both teams. Whoever wins will prove their domination. Obviously we know who that will be “THE SEASONED TEAM”. I will prove my theory and what is soon to be a fact with hard evidence using documented material.








The first piece of evidence Mike is scoping the hole to determine what kind of club and swing to use



While doing so Mike gets a weird feeling and a warm sensation in his privates so he decides to piss. While psychologically analyzing this behavior it has been determined that some species use this methodology to determine their domination of a given place.









Mike sets up and takes a massive swing. OOOOps I think he missed it. Still sitting on the tee.













Moment of disappointment













In a moment of temporary insanity Mike challenges Mark to a club Fight. He does not take into the consideration that he falls in a lighter and less experienced weight bracket.









Mike goes for Marks Hamama (AKA Wiener) while Mark goes for chest hit and kill…..








Mark drives away a winner….


I think the documented proof speaks for itself. So the question stands: What are we to expect Mike to bring to the course this year in support of his team.




9 comments:

Joe M said...

karim...please stop...


...you're giving them an excuse to get motivated...

...oh yea...



...you're gay

Karim said...

I wonder if your response is because last year you were a member of the loosing team....

World of Isaac said...

a lot of smack talking coming from the old men this year considering last years predicament....

a)it took a hail and sleet storm to stop us going back to back last year

b)2005 team MVP Alfred Ishak was on the IR

c)Juju maced some bitches and therefore, lost his mojo

Joe M said...

karim,

i was on your team. i hate you.

JI said...

As I am not sure which team I belong too (after all I was traded last yr) I have no idea who to cheer for or more importantly - whom to trash talk.

All that aside.....I love what I am reading and keep up the good work!!

Karim said...

Joe its all love I am actually voting to make sure you are on our team. John I hope you are on our team, I know you want to show Juju some love besides I remember the first year you and were in great form..

Joe M said...

despite my "asianness", i was not part of the kamikaze attempt on planting that flag. in fact, i was trying to keep the swelling down on mike bekheet's close range gun shot wound to his neck...

...wow that was dumb...

...combo

Karim said...

Happy Valentine Ladies....

Mark said...

Karim,

While I like the trash talking, keep in mind that the tournament is more than 3 months from now. . . stay humble. . .