So it seems that the Canadians are pretty confident in their chances of winning this year's CRC...
"Hey, I've been shopping around for a trophy case (for the ryder cup), and I was wondering if you knew the dimensions of the trophy for this year's cup. Also, WHEN we win it, are we gonna keep it at your house, or can we rotate it between houses on a month-to-month basis?
Yes, this is trash talk directed at the Americans who visit your page."
-post from Paul Kaldas to John Iskander...on their facebook.
thanks for the "bulletin board material" Canada.
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hilarious
but then again, is there really a reason to rip on Canada? It already sucks there as it is...no reason to put salt on an open wound
ANDY - please take note that this is not what all of us think. Take a look at the reply I posted to Paul.
By the way, Canada does not Suck and I think we should leave it to be decided at Shanty!!! Win or Loose, I just hope we all have a good time up there!!!
according to paul...it was john's idea to start trash talking
Joe - why do you have to be a CRAP Disturber!!!!???? I think both you and I know that is not the case.
The Top Ten Reasons Canada SUCK!
10. They can't agree on one language
9. the word "eh!"
8. Tim Horton's . . how many do you guys need
7. The 401 is the highway of death
6. Air Canada. . . if you think Northwest is bad. . . wait until you fly with these donkeys
5. Hockey is the national religion
4. French Canadians - a lower form of white trash
3. Kitchener, Ontario, a definition of a place where NOTHING happens
2. It costs $200 to play a decent golf course
1. Beer, the national drink, is $12 for a six pack OF BUD LIGHT
Top 10 Reasons the U.S.A. Sucks...
10. Bush
9. Bush
8. Bush
7. Bush
6. Bush
5. Bush
4. Cheney
3. Bush
2. Bush
1. Bush
Gentlemen, wouldn't you say I've been a very fair fiancee to let Mark plan this golf weekend. Then 10 days after our honeymoon with no nagging or begging I will allow him (yes I said ALLOW) to attend the weekend.
Then what do I get in return. Not just the bashing of my country but a direct hit on my home town.
tsk tsk Mark, may my Canadian God cause it to snow on your golf weekend.
See Gentlemen, Mary is smart. she know that the only way that the Canadian team can win is if it snows. . . Canadian Gods. . . who is that Wayne Gretzky?
As for you allowing me to go golfing. . . . you have just lost all of your shoe shopping rights.
so wait...anonymous is mary?? that's just mind boggling
Mary,
First off - You DO NOT ALLOW MARK TO DO ANYTHING....IT IS THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!
Secondly, as a Canadian I too agree with numbers 10, 9, 5 - 1 on Mark's List.
I will also include The Tims one too as there are way to many and their coffee is not that good!!!!
You are lucky that he is taking time out of his BUSY GOLF SCHEDULE to allow you the opportunity of a lifetime and that would be to wed this Fine Young Stud of a Man!!!!! Just because he is giving you this chance - don't be fooled by thinking that you are allowed, in any way/shape/or form to interfere with what is IMPORTANT in life......GOLF!!!!! If you ever forget this; I have developed something that will help you remember:
G - Gentlemen
O - Only
L - Ladies
F - Forbidden to impede or negatively talk about this game!!! And must allow MARK M to play whenever/wherever he wants!!!!
Thanks John.. words of wisdom.. I can't believe you're still single.
I hope those golf clubs keep you boys warm at night.
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