Profile of the Older Team

Peter Fanous

Not much is known about Peter. However, there are rumors that he missed a 3 foot putt during a match last year that would have won a match for his team. Im thinking him and Karim will get along just fine.

Strength-Driving
Weakness-The Green Goblin

Sam Tanios

Probably the older team's best player if not the best player overall. Sam wow'd many last year in his inaugural Ryder Cup and he plans to do the same this year.

Strength-Driving
Weakness-He's a Chicago sports fan

Charlie Schnuda

Charlie struggled at last year's Ryder Cup as he returned from a devastating shoulder injury. He has recently battled depression because his beloved Chicago Sports teams have choked so much lately. But more importantly, which Chuck will show up this year? Mark is hoping its the Chuck of old. Charlie is the older team's wildcard.

Strength-short game
Weakness-injuries

Mark Michail

Is Mark hungry for the Cup or is he just hungry for another pizza? Hard to tell from this picture. Im just worried he might swallow his tongue if he doesnt get food soon. The creator of this event is still looking for a marquee ryder cup victory to hang his hat on. The older team's tainted victory not withstanding. And while the question remains, who will win this years Ryder Cup, a more important concern might be, Will Mark finally see his penis?

Strength-Iron play
Weakness-Endurance(have you seen his belly?)

Karim Ersan

The "Putt heard round the World" as some would recall. Karim's infamous "wide right" at the 2005 Ryder Cup is easily the most memorable event in the Cup's history. Its one of those events where everyone knows exactly where they were when it happened a la Kennedy getting shot and 9/11. To Karim's credit, he has rebounded from the mishap. But will the nightmares come back on Sunday for Karim?

Strength-Smoking a pack in 9 holes
Weakness-putting when it counts

Joe Jarvis

Are the rumors true? Did Jarvis really pose for Dan in a thong? If so, the Coptic Ryder Cup of America may impose sanctions on the Older team for this grave indiscretion. As for Joe's golf game, consistency is his biggest issue. Can play great at times, can play like poop others.

Strength-according to Dan, "the dog in a bathtub"
Weakness-Bowel Problems during match

Joe Awad

The amateur of the group, its tough to tell what Joe will bring to the table. Known mostly for his Big Gulps and his propensity to clap when shooting a bucket in basketball, its been years since Joe has done anything competitive except Pocket Pool(where he ranks #1 in the world).

Strengths-Hole in one playing Pocket pool once
Weakness-Boston Weddings

Asem Estafanos

Playing in his 3rd Ryder Cup, Asem is a veteran of this kind of format. "Asem is a tough competitor and I expect to come out and play hard. However, if I happen to be matched up against him, Id kick his ass", friend and opponent John Iskander said. Will the bad blood between these two spill over on Sunday?

Strength-Putting
Weakness-Easily intimidated

Dan Awad

Dan is recently recovering from a vacation at his favorite spot, San Francisco. He obviously picked up some weird habits there(please see above). Alas, Dan is probably the most improved golfer from one year ago and plans to make a run at the MVP trophy this year. Will his back hold up enough through the weekend?

Strength-Consistency
Weakness-Jarvis in a thong