Younger team fails to quailify for the Coptic Ryder Cup

Sadly, the younger team did not qualify for the Third Annual Coptic Ryder Cup due to the Detroit members of the team not following instruction.

The Following players have failed to make the deposit and therefore qualify:

Andy Isaac
Mike Bishay
Joe Elias
Joe Messeiha
Alfred Ishak
Mina Grace
Paul Kaldas

It appears that the younger team only has three members that know how to read and follow instructions. THE ENTIRE YOUNGER TEAM FROM DETROIT DID NOT MAKE THE DEPOSIT. You ladies are something special.

I feel that the proper punishment is the loss of one point.

I found a pic of Juju golfing that I thought was appropriate.

Thank you Joe Jarvis for following instructions. . . .

I called A-Ga-Ming to see how many guys made the required deposit.

This was the conversation:

Me: "Good Afternoon, is Larry in?

Guy: "No he is not. . can I help you with something?"

Me: "Yes, this is Mark Michail and I have a group coming on a trip soon. I'm calling to see how many guys have made the required deposits for the June 1-3."

Guy "Let me see Mr. Michail, (wait about 30 seconds) there is you and some guy named Joseph Jarvis"

Me: "That's it"

Guy: "Yeah"

Me: mumbling "ASS*&^%S"

Guy: "What was that sir"

Me: "I just called my friends a bunch of assholes"

Guy: Laughing . . ."OK"

Thank you Joe Jarvis for taking the 45 seconds to call and make the deposit. To the rest of you . . . . . You are truly special people. . . . . You guys remind me of the Comcast customer service reps. INCOMPETENT AND STUBBORN. .